damn it johnny you know i love my big beef and cheddar
westminster dog show… on acid!
goats yelling like humans - super cut
“A Dutch TV program had a brilliant idea: have men put on devices that simulate childbirth contractions and film the results. Hilarity ensues.”
via thoughtcatalog
i was laughing so hard watching i had to go wash my mascara off
The Wolves Who Hide Amongst The Trees (Live)- Parenthetical Girls and Implied Violence
how the wolves abound
neither cross nor crown could touch us now
let it all calm, calm, calm down
that mitchell & webb look - Posh Jaws
Folds in Space/Time, President Baby, Metal Man
take a moment to listen to my secret crush asterios kokkinos pitch the worst movies ever
Russian Sherlock Holmes Parody ♠ BBC Sherlock
HOLY SHIT RUSSIAN SHERLOCK IS ZAC PENNINGTON
(via geothebio)
“I would just like to point out that I am still SEETHING over somebody at work wanting me to put something in passive voice. Two weeks ago. I swear if I ever get to resign, I’m going to write THE snarkiest letter using only passive voice. ‘this job was found to suck dog balls.’ “
andrew is on his a-game tonight
korean sherlock ad
korea seems to have the right idea about sherlock
nick kroll’s KTD3000: cat to dog machine
“let’s take the cat to the beach. that’ll be fun-maybe it’ll scratch a baby.”
(Source: timetheftnation)
dirty beaches - lord knows best (live @ the casbah, san diego)
i don’t know why really but if i were the sort of person who still let people come within two feet of me i would add this song to a playlist called “sex between people who have given up where and i don’t have to ask to be hit”
just now:
“if i ever get arrested for throwing eggs at a car parked in a bus only lane, know that it was a fuckload of eggs and it was totally worth it”
