damn it johnny you know i love my big beef and cheddar
Today was okay
I found this first edition of ramona the brave in a box on east 15th St
I met my mom at saks and was forced to try a bunch of dresses on that I knew immediately wouldn’t zip over my disgusting tuts
Now I’m going to go home and hurt myself in as many ways I can think of before my dog freaks out too much or the neighbor bangs on the floor
"i miss you like linden keeps missing the real killer"
- a text i just got from k who correctly predicted that i would spend our night apart binging on this ridiculous show
“He is my good friend.”
i can’t decide if the reason i love Holder so much is because he looks like he’s from Lakewood or because he looks like my dealer
wherever you are, magical stranger who built this sandwich, thank you. it’s everything we never knew we wanted.
Oh Wendy’s, that is not how you spell Kathleen
SURPRISE, IT IS NOW
Everyone should follow Wendy’s on tumblr